ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

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nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

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tommcready:

u come into MY HOUSE. u disrespect evangelion. in MY HOUSE

(via soulggems)

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(via realfurry)